So… my boyfriend brought home this really interesting and funny book the other day, lol. I love that he was thinking of me and just as much that it was such a uniquely fun surprise! And even though he just LOVES to cook (and does it so damn well) I knew that it was clearly for my amusement more than anything else. Oh well, and of course it kinda fits really nicely with what I do, lol! 🙂
The book is called Fifty Shades of Chicken by FL Fowler, lol. It’s hysterical, creative and crazy well done! 🙂 And on a side note (those sides are important you know), the pictures and recipes look pretty damn fabulous as well!
Here is a piece of how it all started…
“Suddenly the fridge door I’m resting on swings open, and I find myself rolling off the shelf and falling toward the kitchen floor. Crap. My plastic wrapper bursts as I land, and my giblet bag slides halfway out. Double crap. Damn my cheap packaging.”
“Instantly I feel hands on me, lifting me carefully from the tiles. Long, powerful fingers cradle me from underneath and expertly tuck my giblets back in place. Holy cow. Something clenches deep inside me.”
So, maybe you’re thinking….why is Mandy sharing this?!? Well, I will tell you! I think it would be so much fun to come up with our very own 50 Shades of…Our very own Sexy 50 Shades of anything you want!!
And to help you think more about it….here are just some of the names of his sexy dishes…”Mustard-Spanked Chicken”, “Jerked-Around Chicken”, Chicken With A Lardon”, “Spread-Eagle Chicken”, “Come Hither Chicken”, “Pound Me Tender”, and “Hashing It Out The Morning After”.
Damn, this Fowler guy is good! I can’t decide on a favorite, LOL!
But, I am really looking forward to hearing your creative ideas…..here are a few of mine to perhaps help you along…50 Shades of Ice-Cream (delicious)…50 Shades of Margaritas (yummy)…50 Shades of Brownies (chocolately goodness). But I really want to hear your thoughts! And it doesn’t need to be food! I wrote this when I was hungry *wink*.
AND just to spice things up… for the person who cums up with the the most fun, creative, and sexy ideas…you get 10 free minutes with me! 🙂 That’s right…so let’s go…let your creative juices flow!!!
Fan-tas-tic post (as always!), Ms. Mandy! Not only am I so amused (with the ear-to-ear grin to prove it) with this book you’ve mentioned, but I am downright excited about a your suggestion on coming up with 50 shades of any and everything. (The mention of brownies got me REALLY excited!! *grin gets even bigger*)
Now that you’ve made me hungry, I’m sitting here pondering 50 shades of pastries and 50 shades of cocoa, then… Hard candies pop into my head, naturally accompanied by the word “suck”, and I’m off to 50 shades of my gutter mind. Of course, I will now spend Heaven only knows how long thinking about this! (By the way, if I stumble across something really good, do I qualify for the 10 minute call???) 😉
Lovely post, just like it’s author!! 🙂
OMG….that is too funny! I was LMAO! What clever writing, and how lucky your BF cooks! So, I was thinking, how about “50 Shades of Mistress Mandy”? Oh yeah! Works for me!
For it would be 50 shades of feminization/sissification.
I love it!!
Here are a few:
50 shades of buttered fingers
Butt her my face
Thai me up
Goddess dressing me
Toe fer me
Rubb her pants
Cara melts legs
Finger lickin good
Or 50 shades of you turning/dressing and keeping me as your cream puff.
Ohhhhhhh and a BIG thank you to the even lovelier, Ms. EmmaJane!!! I love that I stimulated your mind and your belly, lol. *wink* And who in their right mind can resist a scrumptious brownie, OMG!! But, I have to say no….I am so sorry but you will not qualify for the 10-minute call. But I clearly know just how deserving you would be! 🙂
LOL! I am glad that I so amused you, Ms. Meredith!! Thanks for stopping by and sharing your lovely two cents with all of us! Yes, I AM a lucky girl, aren’t I?!? 🙂 And not only does he cook but he creates amazingness in the kitchen! So, 50 Shades of Mistress Mandy…you just might be onto something there! 😉
That is EXACTLY what it would be for you, Petey…I knew that!!! 🙂 And checkout what Kink said…I think he just might be the one to beat! 🙂
Ohhhhh yes Petey, this certainly works perfectly for you, too!! 🙂
Wow kink!!!! I love what you came up with and am thoroughly impressed with your creativity!! 🙂 I am SO glad that you love this post…I had a ton of fun writing it! Did you have a ton of fun, too?
Any chance you can come up with 50 shades to making me your cream puff girl?
Also after much thought I’m going to do this! I’m going to wear my women’s slacks/boots to Friday massages. My massuse was asking why I’ve never kissed a girl or had girlfriends and if she notices my women’s slacks/boots I’ll tell why as I like wearing women’s clothes the reason why. Same with my tennis friends. I think if I wear them on next non family function I’ll do the same. I feel it’s time to stir the pot and shake things up. They think I’m
All about the tennis which I am but I feel I need to do this to fit in and have them make me one of the girls. I’m hoping this plan works as I’ll tell them I’ve always like women’s fashion/clothes. We’ve known each other for 5 years and I’m hoping to turn friendship into relationship where the take charge and make me their cream puff for real.
I am so glad you like it Mistress Mandy. Yes, I had fun thinking of these. The more you look the more there is!!! Here’s a few more.
50 shades of:
Pad (dle) Thai
IHOP on you
Lubys and Franks
Ar u gula d to spank me
Nuts, banana, chocolate,
cream, cherries, sprinkles
O, range for me to serve you
Caramel La dy (latte)
Moist sweet mounds
Ohhhh Kink, I so completely agree…the more you look the more you will find or at least can “create”! 🙂 Nice job….I so love how you’ve embraced the fun here!!!